Is this the worlds sexiest doctor? If more doctors stripped for
their patients like this then the world would be a healthier place
because can you imagine how quick you'd forget about your back pain if
your doctor hopped on the desk like this and opened up her white coat
to give you a flash of her lingerie?
If my doctor even looked
half as good as this I'd be making myself sick just so I could stop by
her office in the hope of getting an eyeful of cleavage never mind a
strip show.
10 Sexiest Movie Doctors
Doctors are powerful Freudian figures of sexual authority to whom we must pay homage so they don’t take too much advantage of us during our appointment next week. In that spirit here are Listicles’ 10 Sexiest Movie Doctors. (”sexiest” denoting not necessarily attractiveness but especially sexual power.)
Doctors Alex Hesse, Larry Arbogast and Diane Reddin (Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito and Emma Thompson, respectively) in Junior
Doctor’s sexual powers run so rampant in this film that they become incestuous and perverted. This three-way love triangle finally leads to a fantasy of controlled breeding to create an all-doctor super-race.
Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) in Young Frankenstein
Frankenstein’s monster has long been considered the doctor’s externalized id, a primal machine to carry out his repressed impulses, as happens here.
Dr. Caligari (Werner Krauss) in The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
One of the most successful adaptations of the Frankenstein myth to film, this German Expressionist classic has Caligari sending his monster Cesare to do his dirty work.
Twin gynecologists Beverly and Elliot Mantle (both Jeremy Irons) in Dead Ringers
Cronenberg + twin gynecologists = doctors behaving badly.
Dr. Godfrey (Josh Pais) in Teeth
In this gynecology-revenge film, super-sexual doctors go up against another powerful Freudian symbol, Vagina Dentata.
Dr. Frederick Treves (Anthony Hopkins) in The Elephant Man
Using freakiness as an allegory for homosexuality in Victorian London, David Lynch gives us this coded story of an unconventional doctor-patient relationship.
Dr. Leo Marvin (Richard Dreyfus) in What About Bob?
In this brilliant film, the doctor’s sexual power is turned against him when a patient’s (Bill Murray) latent homosexual desire for his psychoanalyst makes him go insane. Also, Dr. Marvin’s son’s name is Siggy, short for Sigmund.
Dr. Constance Peterson (Ingrid Bergman) in Spellbound
With its overblown psychoanalytics and Salvador Dali-designed dream sequences, Hitchcock’s ode to Dr. Freud grasps (a little awkwardly) the sexual power of the psychoanalyst.
Jean Grey (Famke Janssen) in the X-Men franchise
As you may remember, with her super-psychic powers and telekinetic abilities, Grey might as well have a spin-off series called Superdoctor. Interestingly, it’s always when she and Logan/Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) play doctor that the sexual tension between them becomes unbearable.
Dr. Paige Marshall (Kelly MacDonald) in Choke
This sexualized doctor subverts the trend by rendering her sex addict love interest (Sam Rockwell) impotent. Doctors can wield their sexual powers both ways.
Sexy Surgeons
Patrick Dempsey won't be your surgeon when you wheel into the operating room, but the man in scrubs who greets you might be pretty sexy himself, according to new research.
Male surgeons are taller and more handsome than male physicians, according to a study in this week's (traditionally lighthearted) Christmas issue of the British Medical Journal.
Doctors at the University of Barcelona Hospital in Spain noticed that the tallest and most handsome male medical students were more likely to become surgeons, and that the shortest (and perhaps not so good looking) ones were more likely to become physicians.
After years of observation, they decided to test their hypothesis.
"We hypothesize that, on average, surgeons are taller and better looking than physicians," said the study authors in their report.
Researchers selected a random sample of 12 surgeons and 12 physicians -- and senior staff, and all male -- from the hospital, recorded their height, and compared digital pictures of those real doctors against pictures of four well-known stars who play doctors in movies or on TV.
The stars were Harrison Ford as Dr. Richard Kimble (a neurosurgeon in the film "The Fugitive"), George Clooney as Dr. Doug Ross (a pediatrician in the television series "ER"), Patrick Dempsey as Dr. Derek Shepherd (a surgeon in the television series "Grey's Anatomy"), and Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House (a nephrologist and infectious disease specialist in the television series "House").
All pictures were randomly shuffled and shown to eight willing females -- three doctors and five nurses from the same Barcelona hospital, all in the same age bracket as the men pictured.
The women used the ever-so-scientific "good-looking score" on a scale of 1 to 7 to rate each photo.
Score of 1 = ugly. Score of 7 = hot.
The survey found that, on average, senior male surgeons were taller and better looking than senior male physicians.
The results also showed that actors who played doctors on the big or little screen were significantly better looking than real surgeons and physicians.
"As a surgeon, I concur with the authors' conclusions. We are taller and better looking than internists," said Dr. Mark Soberman, vice chairman of the department of surgery at Washington Hospital Center at Washington.
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